BEIN' POORLY is Lyrics laughin' at the many, many ailments that come with gettin' older...and you know, this is only about a third of the ones I personally harbor in this old bod of mine! You're welcome to add more verses if you think the list jus' isn't complete enough!

BEIN' POORLY

I'm jus' doin' poorly -
Jus' don't do well any more...
Don't have money to see doctors -
Nurses shoo me out the door...
Ain't got hardly one thing runnin'
In this agin' bod of mine...
Bein' poorly ain't no fun -
Used to have fun all of the time!

These legs of mine don't dance quite
Like their selves jus' used to do!
An' I used ta sing like angels -
Now all I can croak is "moooo"!
I have wings flappin' on my arms
Where biceps jus' used ta be:
Bein' poorly ain't fun for sure!
I'm'a gettin' ready to bust free!

Gotta pee jus' every minute else
There'll be hell to pay -
An' I'm sneezin' or I'm coughin'
All the time - I gotta say:
If my teeth wern't still attached ta me:
I'd jus' give em away!
This old body's jus' a mess and I
Think it should 'move' some day!

When I was young I played hard
An' I sure did work hard too!
Now this bod is misbehavin'
Like it jus' were some old shoe...
Well I'd throw it out today but then
By golly, what'd I do?
It's the only bod I got! I wish that
God had giv'n me two....

If you think I'm just complainin'
Hear this heart go pitter-pat?
It sounds jus' like a junk truck -
Yep, I wanna take it back
To the damn store where I got it
Put inside me long ago -
But the rest of me's attached to it -
We'd hate to see it blow!

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